My affordable darling, I stink of u every morning (and also in the afternoons)
A pathetic parody of Main Khiladi Tu Anari's song rendered pathetically by Shri Anu Malik sahab. BTW Darlings are becoming affordable nowadays thanks to the software industry that has boosted the Indian economy. Yeh main nahi kehta, aur na hi bujurg aisa faramate hain, this is based on the analysis done by Business Standard.
Khuda aur affordable darlings ki kasam main jhoot nahi bol raha hoon.